hungarian: i wanna make love in this club….give birth in this club….raise my kids in this club..
popeyasir: smeagol in the streets but gollum in the sheets
we are literally walking monkeys
isdavidbowiedying: apparently, Radiohead and Insane Clown Posse played the same festival once in the 90’s and thom yorke walked into a dressing room and saw the fat one without his makeup on and he grabbed thom and pushed him against a wall and told thom he’d kill him if he told anyone about it i literally threw my arms up in the air and said “that’s it i’ve heard everything” Faith, look.
Whenever I go through a really good blog and like...
But you guys are brilliant. So brilliant.
Things you can do for Japan:
lazerswagger: Donate to the Red Cross. Fly to Japan and help with the recovery effort. Blog about it and call people insensitive fucks for not blogging about it.
HI MY NAME IS AARON AND I LEAVE MY BLOG OPEN ON MY BEST FRIEND’S PHONE. I SUCK AND I AM UGLY. FAITH IS GREAT. THE GREATEST, ACTUALLY. OK BYE NOW. I’M OFF TO BE A GIGANTIC FAGGOT.
gengars-everywhere: “guys im so fat but im posting this picture of me naked because it raises my confidense” “aww bby your gorjuss u are beuatiful ur not fat at all” “u r so strong for posting this i luv u!1” “ur so pretty ur not fat u shuld luv whoo you are” “anyone who thinks shes ugly shuld go 2 hell!!” “every1 shuld be as strong as this woman!!”
When gaming goes wrong
kwills88: Wii Kinect Kinect 2